arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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obamabanana:

when your mom doesnt get you mcdonalds for dinner

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candiedhanji:

*war flASHBACKS*

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"When you are attracted to people, it’s because of the details. Their kindness. Their eyes. The fact that they can get you to laugh when you need it the most."

Jodi Picoult, Sing You Home (via psych-facts)

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

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thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

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guy:

when ur friend falls asleep during a sleepover

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